Quote from Moira in Roadkill
Johnny: Okay, well maybe there's something we can do.
Moira: Does bébé enjoy the theater?
Moira: How about two complimentary, partially-obstructed view seats to Cabaret?
Wife: No! She likes the Kinky Shoes.
Baby: You got tickets to Kinky Shoes?
Moira: I believe it's Kinky Boots. And no.