Quote from Moira in Roadkill
Johnny: Okay, well maybe there's something we can do. Moira: Does bébé enjoy the theater? Baby: Hmm? Moira: How about two complimentary, partially-obstructed view seats to Cabaret? Wife: No! She likes the Kinky Shoes. Baby: You got tickets to Kinky Shoes? Moira: I believe it's Kinky Boots. And no.