Alexis Quote #336
Quote from Alexis in The Dress
Ted: All right, fine, I, I didn't wanna bring this up, because it is so not a thing. But well, when you and I were broken up, there was one night where Shannon and I...
Alexis: [gasps] Oh, my God! Ted!
Ted: [sighs] We hooked up.
Alexis: Yes you did, you little smooch monster!
Ted: Well, we did a lot more than that.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Dress’ Quotes
Quote from Roland
Roland: Oh, Johnny, there you are. I've been looking all over for you. Urgent question. Um, what's our policy on smoke breaks?
Johnny: Who's taking a smoke break?
Roland: I am.
Johnny: You don't smoke.
Roland: Yeah, I know. And I don't think I should be penalized for that.
Quote from David
David: I'm so glad we're doing this. We never get to spend quality time together. Also, I've been neglecting my wellness journey, so the cherry blossoms opening when we both have time off is really ticking a lot of boxes for me.
Stevie: Are you sure the cherry blossoms are even open now? I mean, I thought that wasn't for another couple weeks.
David: Mm, no, no, I called the botanical gardens, and had the girl send me a photo. I learned the hard way from my last trip to Japan. Showed up, no cherry blossoms, turned right back around. It was such a waste.
Quote from Moira
Moira: On the upside, this gown has exceeded all expectations.
Johnny: Yeah, well that's good, sweetheart, that's that's good. It's just that, um, you know, with all these costs piling up, we might need to take a hard look at uh, some of our recent, uh, purchases.
Moira: I told Alexis now is not the time to expand that home office. Not with the price of ink today.