Ted: All right, fine, I, I didn't wanna bring this up, because it is so not a thing. But well, when you and I were broken up, there was one night where Shannon and I...
Alexis: [gasps] Oh, my God! Ted!
Ted: [sighs] We hooked up.
Alexis: Yes you did, you little smooch monster!
Ted: Well, we did a lot more than that.