Roland Quote #158
Quote from Roland in The Crowening
Roland: Well, I would rather quit than come in here every day and be humiliated! I mean, I come to work, and Johnny's out there doing all my jobs!
Stevie: Yeah, he's been buzzing around ever since Mrs. Rose left.
Roland: Yeah, exactly! I mean, come on, what's next? I come home and he's playing strip backgammon with my wife? [laughs] Come on!
Stevie: No, don't talk to me.
Roland: Yeah. I-I mean, I look in the mirror and it's Johnny's face staring back at me?
Stevie: Got it, Roland. I'll talk to him.
Roland: Okay, well, I'll go with you. Oh, look! This guy's wearing a work shirt. He's even copping my look now!
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Quote from David
Patrick: I have to say, David, I'm a little shocked that you agreed to do this. I know how fearful you are of heights.
David: Hmm. Well, "fearful" makes me sound like some Dickensian orphan with a chronic illness. It's more an aversion.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Nothing is a sure thing. Which is why you should look at every opportunity as a pearl in an un-shucked oyster.
Blair: I would hardly call this an opportunity!
Moira: I-I worked in soaps. They had me play my own father, who then became pregnant despite the vasectomy. I still hold the record for the longest-running demonic possession on daytime television.
Blair: Okay, what's your point?
Moira: We were number one. Every project has potential. If you allow yourself to see it, and give it the respect it deserves, others just may follow suit.
Blair: Yeah, I really wouldn't know where to start with this one.
Moira: Hmm. Well, here are my revisions. If you care to discuss them, I'll be running lines in the nest.
Quote from Twyla
Twyla: Just so you're aware, Mr. Rose, the special is cream of mushroom soup. We don't actually have to-go containers for that, so I've just double-bagged it. Would you like a spoon or a straw?