Johnny Quote #268
Quote from Johnny in Maid of Honour
Man: It's always safest to keep a low profile. So part of that involved paying Betty and Benny in cash.
Johnny: [relieved exhales] Okay.
Roland: Well, that explains what that big ole bag was for.
Man: How do you know I have a big old bag?
Johnny: I didn't know. I don't know anything about a bag.
Man: You guys have been in my room, haven't you? You know I keep a lot of very highly classified documents in here.
Roland: Uh, no, it wasn't us.
Johnny: No.
Roland: But we will make sure no one ever pokes around in here again.
Johnny: Right.
Roland: We wouldn't want you to have to use your gun.
Man: You found my gun?
Johnny: I don't know what he's talking about. Obviously you're a valued guest here. So here's my card, and we can set up the same cash payments that you gave to Betty. Have a very pleasant stay.
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