Jocelyn: Attention everyone, after much, much discussion, and a brief seance, Roland and I have decided...
Roland: We wanna know the sex of our baby, Moira! Oh boy.
Bob: Uh, could we hold off until I get Gwen on the phone?
Ronnie: Are we really still talking about this?
Roland: Ronnie, you don't have to stick around if you don't want to.
Ronnie: No, no I'm in it now.

Bob: Uh, Gwen has stopped her Pilates tape for this, so, uh, can we get a move on here?
Moira: Very well, then. It's a girl. [cheering]
Roland & Jocelyn: [in unison] Tammy!
Moira: Or a boy.
Roland: Huh?
Moira: Perhaps it's a boy.
Jocelyn: Wait, which one is it?
Moira: All of a sudden, expected attention has me doubting what I saw. I barely glanced at that paper. No. No, I very clearly remember, an M and an F, just can't recall which one was circled.
Roland: Well, could you try?
Moira: It's your fault! You told me to keep it a secret, and that's exactly what I did, even from myself.

Alexis: Hey, so no presh, but the hot 10 I've given you has turned into a very hot 20.
Stevie: Yeah, I'm just a little overwhelmed right now.
Alexis: Okay, um, babe, I get it. You're probably thinking like, oh, is my foundation off by a shade? Am I wearing the wrong top? And the bottom line is, maybe.

Johnny: So, I'm playing around with Ray, we took some shots with my hands outta my pockets, and he thinks with a little Photoshopping, they may turn out okay.

Johnny: Okay, Stevie, I know this is a little overwhelming, but if you wanna grow the business, you gotta play the game.
Stevie: Maybe I don't wanna play the game. Maybe I don't wanna grow the business.
Alexis: Okay, Stevie, as SVP, and CEO of In-House publicity, growing the business is generally considered to be a good thing.

Stevie: Right, but the more we grow the business, the more money we make. And the more money we make, the more likely you are to take off, and then I will be left here stuck with way more responsibility than I ever asked for.
Johnny: What would make you think I would walk away from this business?
Stevie: Aside from the fact that your wife talks about leaving every day?

Alexis: Okay, this is cute. This is cute. Ray should be seeing this. Ray! You should be seeing this. Johnny's looking half-normal.

Moira: Oh dear, you're awfully brave allowing your beau to indulge himself like this.
David: Okay, this was not my idea.

Johnny: See Stevie, we're both up there, now.
Moira: Why isn't it just Rose Motel? The Rosebud makes it a sad stunted thing.
David: Okay, it's just that Budd is Stevie's last name.
Moira: Oh, oh that's nice then.
Stevie: Yeah, except it's Budd, with two d's, but...
Alexis: Okay, well that would just look insane. Also, I didn't know that.

Alexis: Oh, um, not to brag, but this re-brand got me 77% on my final marketing exam.
David: Okay, have you ever gotten an A?
Johnny: Enough, David.