Alexis: That's a cute little wood thing, David.
David: Thank you, I made it.

Customer: Hello? Anyone here? Oh, hey. Could I get you to take a quick look at my muffler?
Johnny: Oh, I'm- I'm sorry, I don't work here.
Customer: Oh, that's- 'cause you're behind the desk, and everything.
Johnny: Oh, yeah. No, I mean I "work" here, but I don't actually work "here " in the garage. I mean, I am working, here in the garage, but I don't work for the garage. I'm-
Customer: So you don't know anything about mufflers? 'cause I think it's just a loose connection on the bottom.
Johnny: Yeah, Bob will be back in a minute, and I think that's your best bet. Just, you know, 'cause he comes and goes, and...

Stevie: Okay well, don't let me stand in the way of your handiwork!
David: Mhmm.
Stevie: May the force be with you.
David: Thank you so much. Thank you, genuinely. Honestly, you're so great.

Twyla: Well, then you should definitely talk to Jocelyn. She would love to have you in the group.
Moira: Or perhaps Jocelyn should speak to me.
Twyla: Yeah. Menu?
Moira: Yes, please. I'm still not quite off book.

Mutt: Everything okay?
David: Yeah, I'm just um I'm just doing some measurements, I'm measuring something, so...
Mutt: Why don't you use a measuring tape?
David: Ah, because we don't have one.
Mutt: Did you ask Stevie if maybe the motel has one?
David: Um, yeah, I haven't got I hadn't thought of I didn't think of that.

Mutt: So what are you measuring, exactly?
David: Um... It's a really tragic story, involving some damaged luxury cashmere. And so I am building a cedar chest for my sweaters. So I'm just measuring how big to make the chest.
Mutt: Well, I've built a chest before.
David: Yeah?
Mutt: And I have some time, um... Do you want some help?
David: You know what? That could be good.
Mutt: Well, how far along are you?
David: Um, I'm this far.

David: Hey.
Stevie: Has Paul Bunion finished his box?
David: Who?

David: I'm going to need some things for the chest.
Stevie: Like the number for a carpenter?
David: Like, a work bench, a mitre saw, two bar clamps, and some dowels.
Stevie: Okay do you know how to use a mitre saw?
David: Um, no. Mutt is out back, and he's asked me to get these things for him. Um, we're building the chest together. So...
Stevie: Wow, this whole thing just got a lot weirder.

Moira: Sorry for interrupting. I just- I just thought I'd stop by, I was in the neighbourhood. Maybe I should showcase my talents, I thought, for the group.
Jocelyn: Oh, that's great.
Moira: Great, you can call it an audition if you must, or an impromptu performance, or perhaps "An Evening with..."
Jocelyn: That all sounds amazing.

Moira: Well, I can't say no to anyone! [singing out of pitch] Someone held me all night long It should've been you Someone's arms were big and strong It's should've been you It's-I-a wah! I warned you I was lonely But you didn't seem to care No no no That you could've been - do do But you dah dah heed a woman's tears Woo Doo [singing gibberish] Someone loved me all night long It should have been should've been you! You! That's the end.
Jocelyn: Oh, that was different.