Alexis: I don't know why you didn't ask me first, David. I have my license in seven different countries. And I have my "F" Class.
David: Isn't that for transport trucks?!
Alexis: Yes, well, I had a lot of people to move! Anyway, it's not a big deal. You just get in, you do what they tell you, and then you get out. And wear your best hair perfume.
David: Okay, I don't have hair perfume, and not all of us can flirt our way into getting a driver's license!
Alexis: Okay, you try parallel parking in a burka, David. No amount of flirting can get you out of that, trust me!

David: Okay, I'm gonna need you to step out of the car for 20 minutes, so that I can do my transcendental meditation before I fail this test.
Alexis: Okay, you are acting all sorts of crazy right now. This honestly does not matter. Nobody cares.
David: Uh, people care. I care, the driving examiner person cares.
Alexis: No, he doesn't. Trust me, people aren't thinking about you the way that you're thinking about you.
David: What does that mean?
Alexis: You always over think everything, and that's why you fail all the time.

David: The upside is that you are your own boss now.
Stevie: Or I'm the owner of a very sad business with one under-performing employee.

David: Okay, just because everything falls in your lap, doesn't mean it falls in everyone else's.
Alexis: What does?!
David: What?
Alexis: What falls in my lap?
David: Stuff! Things. Opportunities.
Alexis: Things don't fall in my lap!
David: Okay, I'm just saying, that you've always just gotten stuff, without realizing that other people don't skate through life the same way you do.
Alexis: I don't skate through life, David, I walk through life. In really nice shoes.

Johnny: And what about your license?
David: What about it?
Johnny: Do you have it?
David: It's fine.
Johnny: It was a yes or no question.
David: Okay, yes, it's fine. We're going up the street, I don't need my license.
Johnny: David, we just insured the car, and you can't drive it unless you have your license on you, so could you go get it, please?
David: It's expired.
Johnny: When did your license expire?!
David: I don't know! Like, last month.
Johnny: Then you're not driving!
David: Well, I drove the car yesterday.
Johnny: Well, that's illegal, David.

David: So many boxes.
Stevie: And most of them are filled with paperwork I have to go through, so I'm just hoping I contract some deadly lung infection from the dust before I have to open another one.

Moira: But this cause affects everyone. We all know, or are, people who live in the motel. In closing, I move that we free up heritage funds for the motel, effective immediately, all in favour, say Aye. Ronnie, you're with me? I see that you're scratching. Bob! You're making a note!
Bob: Oh, just writing uh, "Visit new pulp mill." Yeah, Roland got me thinking.
Roland: I hear the floors are so clean, you can eat your lunch off them.
Ronnie: I laid those floors.

Alexis: No, and you never take my advice. And I'm always the last person you turn to.
David: What do you want me to say?
Alexis: Well like, what makes me different than Stevie or Mom? You trust them with stuff.
David: Okay, you wanna talk trust?! Stevie and Mom weren't running around the world for a decade and a half with random men, leaving me at home to wonder whether they were okay!
Alexis: Well, I'm sorry for having fun, David. With a selection of very confident international men. But I was always okay.
David: Were you?! Because I was the one at the consulate sending you temporary passports, and coloured contacts lenses whenever you needed them. I was the one at home, not having fun because I was constantly worried which East Asian palace Alexis was being held hostage in this week. Not Mom and Dad. Me!
Alexis: Well, you didn't have to worry about me.
David: Well, I did.

Ray: Maybe we should discuss this at a later date, or, um, when Mr. Rose has left the room.
Johnny: Well, I'm not leaving, and Stevie's not selling.
Stevie: I might be selling. I-I can't do this on my own, so.
Johnny: Well, maybe not on your own, but, um, what if you had a partner?
Ray: Stevie, as your agent, I would advise against partnering with somebody who has no capital, no contacts, no industry experience.
Johnny: Well, thank you, Ray, but I did run a big corporation, and I'm perfectly capable of handling this. And I think it's something I wanna do.
Ray: Oh well, this is all very exciting. However, if any of this falls through for any reason, perhaps one of the ones I mentioned, then do give me a call.

David: Yeah I just feel like the whole session was rushed. Like, there was no back lighting, or emotional direction.
Alexis: Nobody likes their driver's license photo, David.
David: Okay, yeah, I was just hoping I would get some options.