Alexis: No, and you never take my advice. And I'm always the last person you turn to.
David: What do you want me to say?
Alexis: Well like, what makes me different than Stevie or Mom? You trust them with stuff.
David: Okay, you wanna talk trust?! Stevie and Mom weren't running around the world for a decade and a half with random men, leaving me at home to wonder whether they were okay!
Alexis: Well, I'm sorry for having fun, David. With a selection of very confident international men. But I was always okay.
David: Were you?! Because I was the one at the consulate sending you temporary passports, and coloured contacts lenses whenever you needed them. I was the one at home, not having fun because I was constantly worried which East Asian palace Alexis was being held hostage in this week. Not Mom and Dad. Me!
Alexis: Well, you didn't have to worry about me.
David: Well, I did.