Leslie Knope Quote #1628
Quote from Leslie Knope in One Last Ride (Part 1)
[2048:]
Minister Xorpaxx-7: Mayor Garry Gergich died peacefully in his sleep on his 100th birthday, holding the hand of his beloved wife, Gayle.
Ben: Man, Gayle looks amazing.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, yeah. I know.
Minister Xorpaxx-7: He will now be given the Indiana Notary Society's highest honor, the 21-Stamp Salute.
Leslie Knope: Oh, rest in peace, friend.
Ben: They spelled his name wrong on the tombstone.
Leslie Knope: Eh, close enough.
Ben: Eh.
Secret Service Agent: It's time to go.
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‘One Last Ride (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: I'm gonna miss the food in Pawnee. Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut, and most of all, I'm gonna miss you, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: Aw, Andy, all of those things, including me, will still be with you in Washington.
Andy: That is a beautiful sentiment.
Quote from April
[Halloween, 2023:]
Dr. Saperstein: All right, Ms. Ludgate, we're getting close.
Andy: Babe, you look more beautiful right now than I have ever seen you.
Dr. Saperstein: Wow. Just your luck that you're going into labor on Halloween. Can I get a warm towel to get that makeup off?
April: No! I want it on! That's the whole point. I put the makeup on after I went into labor.
Dr. Saperstein: Whatever blows your skirt up. Okay, you ready to push?
April: Wait, no. Babe, my birth mix.
[Monster Mash plays]
Dr. Saperstein: Here comes a contraction. Are you ready?
April: Okay, I'm ready. Let's do this.
Quote from Ben
[Pawnee, 2019:]
Ben: Well, there are always gonna be risks when you open new restaurants, but you've done your homework. All the numbers line up. Side note: I would again strongly recommend adding calzones to the menu.
Tom: Ugh. The worst.