Leslie Knope Quote #1605
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show
Andy: And now that the show is ending, I'm gonna have to start all over again. Hopefully there's a pit in Washington, D.C., that I could fall into.
Leslie Knope: Andy pulled his life together, and he got himself a job at the shoe-shine stand in City Hall.
Ben: He then became a bureaucratic assistant. Hi, honey.
Leslie Knope: Hey. Hi.
Ben: He was always enthusiastic. But he also kept track of his appointments by writing them on his arm.
Andy: Still do. ["Tape final show" written on Andy's arm]
Leslie Knope: To commemorate that time and to make sure that you never miss another appointment again, we have brought you a monogrammed day planner. [Andy gasps]
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Leslie Knope: And now it's time to celebrate Andy Dwyer's greatest creation, Johnny Karate. [kids cheer] He has brought so much happiness to so many children in southern Indiana that we thought a piece of Johnny Karate should stay here in Pawnee.
[Ron, as Duke Silver, plays a soulful rendition of Kung Fu Fighting]
Donna: [sings] Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Leslie Knope: Raise it up.
Donna: Those kicks were fast as lightning
Andy: This is awesome. Can you believe it, babe?
Donna: In fact, it was a little bit frightening
Leslie Knope: That karate gi will stay here forever. Well, not here here, because this studio actually has a show where divorced couples work out their problems. So that might be weird if that thing was hanging over them. But it'll be somewhere. And the spirit will stay with us forever. Andy Dwyer's final good-bye when we come back.