Ben Quote #286
Quote from Ben in Flu Season 2
Ron Dunne: That was beautiful. You're surrendering to the earth mother. Now stare into the fire and picture your spirit animal.
Ben: I don't know what my spirit animal is.
Ron Swanson: Because it doesn't exist, because that's nonsense, because you're an adult.
Ron Dunne: Baby snow owl.
Ben: He's right.
Ron Dunne: Our spirit animals connect us to the natural world. You need to remain open to their message. Watch. [wings flapping] Welcome back, old friend.
Ben: Whoa.
Ron Dunne: If you really want to cleanse yourself of that anger, take that check and send it into the flames and up into the air with your screams.
Ron Swanson: Do not burn that check. It is money.
Ben: No. Ron's right, Ron. [paper rustling]
Ron Dunne: There, there, baby snow owl. You're safe now.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Flu Season 2’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Andy: [on the phone] Well, I'd have to check but I'm pretty sure we can handle that. I do have... one question. [sneezes repeatedly without covering his face] Hold up.
Leslie Knope: Oh my God! Andy!
Andy: Sorry.
Leslie Knope: Andy! Are you getting sick? It's flu season again! I cannot get sick. Stock up on Kleenex. Don't touch your face. Don't touch anything. People are dropping like flies. We already had to quarantine Larry.
Jerry: Leslie, I don't feel good. Can't I just work from home?
Leslie Knope: The tent is your home now, Larry. We already forwarded your mail.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Dana: Some of our blueberry wine?
Ron Swanson: We make it right here at the vineyard. I don't drink alcohol from that portion of the color spectrum.
Ben: [drinks] Hey! Whew! Whoa. That's strong. Holy hell. That's a lot of alcohol.
Ron Swanson: We will take four bottles, please and thank you.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Andy: Well, I guess while you get your medicine, I'll just stroll through the candy aisles but won't get any.
Leslie Knope: You can buy two candies.
Andy: Two!
Kitty: Can I help you?
Leslie Knope: I have the flu. Super nauseated for a few days, a lot of barfing. It's a total disaster. Plus I have a ton of work to do, so I need the good stuff, the "Mariah needs to sing tonight" stuff.