Quote from Leslie Knope in Flu Season 2
Andy: Well, I guess while you get your medicine, I'll just stroll through the candy aisles but won't get any. Leslie Knope: You can buy two candies. Andy: Two! Kitty: Can I help you? Leslie Knope: I have the flu. Super nauseated for a few days, a lot of barfing. It's a total disaster. Plus I have a ton of work to do, so I need the good stuff, the "Mariah needs to sing tonight" stuff.