Leslie Knope Quote #1198
Quote from Leslie Knope in Article Two
Tom: Man, Garth is a machine. He brought his own whale blubber to light the lamps.
Leslie Knope: I thought he was gonna last an hour max. It's like he's getting stronger the longer he stays here.
Garth Blundin: Whee! Look at my hoop, Leslie. Look at my hoop!
Tom: Ugh! Who could live like this?
Leslie Knope: No one. That's why we've moved on. It's fun to be here on, like, a school field trip or something. It's so, so, so fun.
Andy: So, so fun.
Leslie Knope: But to live like this is insane. He must have cheated somehow. I mean, there's no way a man who's into X-Men that much can stay away from the Internet that long. We should check his phone.
Garth Blundin: [sings] Goodness, how delicious Eating goober peas
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I'd choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done.
Quote from Ann
Ann: JJ's diner put an old waffle iron up for auction. It's the perfect breakfast day gift for Leslie.
Donna: "Breakfast day"?
[aside to camera:]
Ann: Leslie has anniversaries for everything. "Zoo day," first time we went to the zoo together. "Double date day," it was the first time we went on a double date. "Daniel Day-Lewis day." "Talk-like-a-pirate day." "Talk-like-a-Pittsburgh-pirate day," which why and how? This calendar was last year's calendar day present celebrating the first time she ever bought me a calendar.
Quote from Tom
Garth Blundin: Yeah, nothing warms the blood like an old whirly-bout with the old butter-gyre, eh, Leslie?
Leslie Knope: Indeed. Man, this guy's tougher than I thought.
Tom: I don't know how either of you guys are doing this. One time my refrigerator stopped working, I didn't know what to do. I just moved.