Tom: Man, Garth is a machine. He brought his own whale blubber to light the lamps.
Leslie Knope: I thought he was gonna last an hour max. It's like he's getting stronger the longer he stays here.
Garth Blundin: Whee! Look at my hoop, Leslie. Look at my hoop!
Tom: Ugh! Who could live like this?
Leslie Knope: No one. That's why we've moved on. It's fun to be here on, like, a school field trip or something. It's so, so, so fun.
Andy: So, so fun.
Leslie Knope: But to live like this is insane. He must have cheated somehow. I mean, there's no way a man who's into X-Men that much can stay away from the Internet that long. We should check his phone.
Garth Blundin: [sings] Goodness, how delicious Eating goober peas