Leslie Knope Quote #938
Quote from Leslie Knope in Live Ammo
Leslie Knope: We saved the animal shelter and the Parks budget.
Ann: That's great news. Let me guess. You found room in other parts of the budget somewhere?
Leslie Knope: Totally. Got rid of a bunch of lame-ass D1's from Public Works.
Ann: Awesome news. Hey, you know what else is pretty neat, is thanks to you, Councilman Pillner went through the budget and decided that not just Public Works but all D1's will be terminated in two weeks. I'm getting fired.
Leslie Knope: Ba-what now?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Live Ammo’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] All told, we were in there about six hours. And no, I was not meditating. I just stood there, quietly breathing. There were no thoughts in my head whatsoever. My mind was blank. I don't know what the hell these other crackpots are doing.
Quote from Donna
Donna: [aside to camera] Each animal has a photo, special talents, and a personal history... That I made up. A lot of these dogs have rescued people from burning buildings. This one helped Ray Charles around.
Andy: What? This cat was in Boogie Nights?
Quote from Ron Swanson
Chris: Ron Swanson, it is my pleasure to inform you that you are a finalist for the job of Assistant City Manager.
Ron Swanson: Chris, I feel I should remind you that I do not believe that the position or the entire government should exist. That said, you'd be a fool not to pick me.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I will walk deeper into the belly of the beast if it means I'm able to further limit reckless government spending. I mean, I have so many ideas. Some are simple like "Take down traffic lights" and "Eliminate the Post Office." The bigger ones will be tougher, like "Bring all of this crumbling to the ground."