April Quote #150
Quote from April in Bowling for Votes
April: Hi.
Chris: April Ludgate. How are you doing?
April: Uh, whatever. I'm fine. Um, how are you?
Chris: Well, as you may know, Millicent Gergich ended our relationship last night, which was disappointing. But here's why it may be the greatest thing that ever happened...
April: Yeah, good point. Hadn't thought about it that way. Um, here. Take these tickets.
Chris: Oh, no, no, no. Y-you earned them.
April: They're movie tickets, Chris. They're, like, 8 bucks. It's a gesture.
Chris: There are three of them. I thought there were only two.
April: Yeah, I know, I bought another one because I thought that maybe you, me, and Andy could go to the movies sometime. Just take the stupid tickets. I'm just trying to be nice.
Chris: Thank you.
April: There you go. [briefly hugs Chris] Okay, bye.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Bowling for Votes’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Hey, Ron. Thanks for coming, man.
Ron Swanson: Of course. This bowling alley has my favorite restaurant in Pawnee.
[cut away to Ron looking contended in front of a restaurant menu which lists only Hot Dogs and Hamburgers for $1 and $1.35]
Ann: Really? You're not scared to eat here?
Ron Swanson: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
Quote from April
April: [on the phone] Hello, is this Mrs. Gallivan? Well, my name is April, and wouldn't you know it, I'm raising money for a city council candidate I believe in. [cut] No, mira, mira, mira, mira, mira. It's, like, whatever you want. Like, $10. It don't matter. [cut; in Southern accent:] Well, I reckon it's just like grammy Martha told me and my cousins, "You can't eat the biscuits if you don't pay for the flour." [laughs, mouths words]