Leslie Knope Quote #858
Quote from Leslie Knope in Bowling for Votes
Ben: Hey, is that the guy from the... from the focus group?
Leslie Knope: Huh. I don't know.
Ben: I think it is.
Leslie Knope: Is it?
Ben: Excuse me, sir, would you mind telling me how you heard about the event tonight?
Derek: Oh, uh, I got a weird invitation in the mail.
Ben: I didn't realize we were sending out invitations.
Leslie Knope: Oh.
Derek: Hey, you're that girl from the focus group thing I did.
Leslie Knope: Oh, I wouldn't know. I'm never on the other side of the glass with those things.
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Hey, Ron. Thanks for coming, man.
Ron Swanson: Of course. This bowling alley has my favorite restaurant in Pawnee.
[cut away to Ron looking contended in front of a restaurant menu which lists only Hot Dogs and Hamburgers for $1 and $1.35]
Ann: Really? You're not scared to eat here?
Ron Swanson: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
Quote from April
April: [on the phone] Hello, is this Mrs. Gallivan? Well, my name is April, and wouldn't you know it, I'm raising money for a city council candidate I believe in. [cut] No, mira, mira, mira, mira, mira. It's, like, whatever you want. Like, $10. It don't matter. [cut; in Southern accent:] Well, I reckon it's just like grammy Martha told me and my cousins, "You can't eat the biscuits if you don't pay for the flour." [laughs, mouths words]