Andy Quote #261
Quote from Andy in The Comeback Kid
Andy: [laughs] Oh, Champion is a way better kisser than you are, babe.
April: Nuh-uh!
Andy: Yes, he is. He's even a better kisser than me. Here, try some.
Tom: Okay, stop it. He's drooling on me!
Andy: Oh! [honks truck horn]
Ron Swanson: This is unsafe.
Andy: Ha ha! Oh, we should do it for the kids. Kids love it, Ron. Just for the kids. [honks truck horn] Hi, kids! Hey!
[police siren] Oh, look. The police even love it. They're sirening back to us. [gasps] That's awesome, I'm just going to tell them that we heard them. [honks truck horn] Heard ya, bud!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Comeback Kid’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Leslie Knope: Ron, how's the stage coming?
Ron Swanson: Well, since we had to jettison the bulk of the wood, this is the biggest I could make it.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. Good lord, what happened to the rest of my face?
Andy: We had to "Jetsons" most of the poster too, but I kind of like it, 'cause windows are the eyes to the house.
Quote from Tom
Tom: [on the phone] Akash, buddy, of course I came to you first. You're the best carpet man in Pawnee. But here's my question. Do your carpets match your drapes? [laughs]
[aside to camera:]
Tom: How do you make any event classy on a budget? Red carpet. My entire apartment is red carpet. On top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Ron, you're constructing the stage?
Ron Swanson: Yes, ma'am.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Leslie wanted to hire a contractor to build a stage. I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.