Leslie Knope Quote #658
Quote from Leslie Knope in Road Trip
Leslie Knope: [on the phone] Ann, we have a serious code Ben.
Ann: Well, it's not really code if you say his name.
Leslie Knope: He told me that he liked me, and I'm gonna go make out with him right now on his face.
Ann: That's awesome!
Leslie Knope: No, no, read me the script.
Ann: Seriously?
Leslie Knope: Yes!
Ann: All right. "Leslie, it's Leslie Knope from the Parks Department speaking to you through Ann Perkins, friend and beautiful nurse." Thank you. "Do not do anything with Ben. Be responsible, no matter how cute his mouth is. Your job is on the line!"
Leslie Knope: Shut up, Ann!
Ann: You wrote that.
Leslie Knope: No, you... then Leslie, Leslie, you don't know what you're talking about. I care about him very much, and I've had 2 1/2 glasses of red wine, and what that means is I'm gonna go make out with him right now, and it's gonna be awesome.
Ann: Yay!
Leslie Knope: No, you're supposed to talk me out of this.
Ann: [flatly] No, don't, stop.
Leslie Knope: Shut up, Ann, I'm doing it anyway.
Ann: Yay!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Road Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Tom
Tom: Here's the sitch. I developed a dope new game show where I ask couples scandalous questions, and they have to guess what the other one answered. I call this Know Ya Boo.
Jerry: Oh, that sounds like The Newlywed Game.
Tom: Shut up, Jerry! It's not The Newlywed Game okay?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: It is totally The Newlywed Game. But big deal. Everyone steals. My favorite movie is Love Don't Cost a Thing, with Nick Cannon, which is based on Can't Buy Me Love, which is based on Kramer vs. Kramer or something, which I think was Shakespeare. Don't know, don't care.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Look, little girl, can we postpone this for another day? It's unsettling having you just sit there.
Lauren: But my report's due tomorrow.
Ron Swanson: What's it on?
Lauren: Why government matters.
Ron Swanson: Really?
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until they have sore, chapped nipples. I'm gonna need a different metaphor to give this nine-year-old.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: What's your name, ma'am?
Lauren: Lauren Berkus.
Ron Swanson: Lauren, my name is Ron Swanson, and I'm gonna tell you everything you need to know about the miserable, screwed-up world of local government.
Lauren: You have mustard in your moustache.
Ron Swanson: Don't sass me, Berkus. Let's get started. "Life, liberty, and property." That's John Locke.