Leslie Knope: [on the phone] Ann, we have a serious code Ben.
Ann: Well, it's not really code if you say his name.
Leslie Knope: He told me that he liked me, and I'm gonna go make out with him right now on his face.
Ann: That's awesome!
Leslie Knope: No, no, read me the script.
Ann: Seriously?
Leslie Knope: Yes!
Ann: All right. "Leslie, it's Leslie Knope from the Parks Department speaking to you through Ann Perkins, friend and beautiful nurse." Thank you. "Do not do anything with Ben. Be responsible, no matter how cute his mouth is. Your job is on the line!"
Leslie Knope: Shut up, Ann!
Ann: You wrote that.
Leslie Knope: No, you... then Leslie, Leslie, you don't know what you're talking about. I care about him very much, and I've had 2 1/2 glasses of red wine, and what that means is I'm gonna go make out with him right now, and it's gonna be awesome.
Ann: Yay!
Leslie Knope: No, you're supposed to talk me out of this.
Ann: [flatly] No, don't, stop.
Leslie Knope: Shut up, Ann, I'm doing it anyway.
Ann: Yay!