Leslie Knope Quote #657
Quote from Leslie Knope in Road Trip
Leslie Knope: You were really great in that presentation today.
Ben: Oh, thanks.
Leslie Knope: I liked the stuff you said about Pawnee. That was really nice to hear.
Ben: You know, Pawnee is a really special town. I, uh, love living there. And, um... And I look forward to the moments in my day where I... I... where I get to hang out with the town and talk to the town about stuff. And the town has really nice blond hair, too, and has read a shocking number of political biographies for a town, which I like.
Leslie Knope: Oh, God.
Ben: I'm sorry. And I know we can get into trouble, but I-I... I can't take this anymore, and I feel like we have to at least talk about it. I mean, it's not just me, right?
Leslie Knope: No, it's not just you. Oh, God.
Ben: What? Are you... are...
Leslie Knope: Ugh.
Ben: Are you all right?
Leslie Knope: Perfect. I'm gonna go see a man about some porcelain, you know what I mean? I'm not buying cocaine. I'm going to the bathroom. The whiz palace, as I like to call it. And I'm not calling Ann, so...
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Road Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Tom
Tom: Here's the sitch. I developed a dope new game show where I ask couples scandalous questions, and they have to guess what the other one answered. I call this Know Ya Boo.
Jerry: Oh, that sounds like The Newlywed Game.
Tom: Shut up, Jerry! It's not The Newlywed Game okay?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: It is totally The Newlywed Game. But big deal. Everyone steals. My favorite movie is Love Don't Cost a Thing, with Nick Cannon, which is based on Can't Buy Me Love, which is based on Kramer vs. Kramer or something, which I think was Shakespeare. Don't know, don't care.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Look, little girl, can we postpone this for another day? It's unsettling having you just sit there.
Lauren: But my report's due tomorrow.
Ron Swanson: What's it on?
Lauren: Why government matters.
Ron Swanson: Really?
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until they have sore, chapped nipples. I'm gonna need a different metaphor to give this nine-year-old.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: What's your name, ma'am?
Lauren: Lauren Berkus.
Ron Swanson: Lauren, my name is Ron Swanson, and I'm gonna tell you everything you need to know about the miserable, screwed-up world of local government.
Lauren: You have mustard in your moustache.
Ron Swanson: Don't sass me, Berkus. Let's get started. "Life, liberty, and property." That's John Locke.