Leslie Knope: You were really great in that presentation today.
Ben: Oh, thanks.
Leslie Knope: I liked the stuff you said about Pawnee. That was really nice to hear.
Ben: You know, Pawnee is a really special town. I, uh, love living there. And, um... And I look forward to the moments in my day where I... I... where I get to hang out with the town and talk to the town about stuff. And the town has really nice blond hair, too, and has read a shocking number of political biographies for a town, which I like.
Leslie Knope: Oh, God.
Ben: I'm sorry. And I know we can get into trouble, but I-I... I can't take this anymore, and I feel like we have to at least talk about it. I mean, it's not just me, right?
Leslie Knope: No, it's not just you. Oh, God.
Ben: What? Are you... are...
Leslie Knope: Ugh.
Ben: Are you all right?
Leslie Knope: Perfect. I'm gonna go see a man about some porcelain, you know what I mean? I'm not buying cocaine. I'm going to the bathroom. The whiz palace, as I like to call it. And I'm not calling Ann, so...