Leslie Knope Quote #585
Quote from Leslie Knope in Camping
Chris: Where's Leslie?
Ron Swanson: Not 100% sure.
Ben: Should we reschedule or...
Ron Swanson: Nope, she'll be here.
Leslie Knope: Good morning! So I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I'm a little disoriented. But I did wake up with a million ideas, and Ron would not let me have any paper, so I had to write them down on this doily. We should buy a telescope and make the old ranger station in Ramsett Park an Observatory. That way, we could sell tickets and have class trips.
Chris: I like it!
Leslie Knope: Good! We'll have theme night at the Park. We could have singles, um, date night, uh, seniors, and we could have a citywide yard sale, which would be part auction, part Antiques Road Show. And then we could have the professors from the Community College come in and assign value to the objects. And then we could split the profits for the school. It'd be a lot of fun.
Ron Swanson: I'll see you boys later.
Leslie Knope: Bye, Ron!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Camping’ Quotes
Quote from Tom
Tom: I've never been before, but I think I'm gonna love it.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Why am I gonna love it? Skymall! Come check out my tent. I ordered a bunch of crap off Skymall. I got my TV, my XBox, DVD. Awesome bed right there. DJ Roomba's in the mix. Ah, it's like I'm not even camping. This is actually a dog couch, but it's super comfortable.
Quote from April
April: [answers phone] Hey. Where are you?
Andy: I'm here. Where are you?
April: We're inside the main entrance. Near the sign that says Pawnee campground.
Andy: Oh... I'm in a totally different place. That's why we can't see each other.
April: [on the phone] My God, Andy. I don't even want to be here. The air is too fresh. It's disgusting. I can't breathe. There's a brook somewhere that won't stop babbling. Shut up!
Quote from Ann
Chris: No, you have to understand that at the time, I genuinely thought that you and I would never see each other again.
Ann: I completely understand.
Chris: Well, that's what makes you so amazing.
Ann: No.
Chris: Ann Perkins. Amazing. [Ann goes into kiss Chris] Oh, no.
Ann: Oh, no? Oh, no.
Chris: No, no, no. I wasn't saying that I thought we should get back together again.
Ann: But you said that... You indicated... Oh, my God, this is happening again.
[aside to camera:]
Ann: I have to move, right? Yeah. I'm gonna leave the country. Bye, everybody. Bye.