Chris: Where's Leslie?
Ron Swanson: Not 100% sure.
Ben: Should we reschedule or...
Ron Swanson: Nope, she'll be here.
Leslie Knope: Good morning! So I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I'm a little disoriented. But I did wake up with a million ideas, and Ron would not let me have any paper, so I had to write them down on this doily. We should buy a telescope and make the old ranger station in Ramsett Park an Observatory. That way, we could sell tickets and have class trips.
Chris: I like it!
Leslie Knope: Good! We'll have theme night at the Park. We could have singles, um, date night, uh, seniors, and we could have a citywide yard sale, which would be part auction, part Antiques Road Show. And then we could have the professors from the Community College come in and assign value to the objects. And then we could split the profits for the school. It'd be a lot of fun.
Ron Swanson: I'll see you boys later.
Leslie Knope: Bye, Ron!