Ron Swanson Quote #162
Quote from Ron Swanson in Harvest Festival
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] The advantage of being Leslie's boss is that she does everything herself and there are never any problems. Which means, for the next week, I can sit in a lawn chair and read this book about old boats. Excuse me. I have to get back to work.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Harvest Festival’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Donna: Are you gonna hit that?
Ann: Him? He isn't exactly boyfriend material.
Donna: Who said anything about a boyfriend? Use him, abuse him, lose him. That's the Meagle motto.
[aside to camera:]
Donna: Grammy Meagle taught me that. She died at the age of 84, sandwiched between two thirty-year-olds.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ben: Okay, this is bad, right?
Leslie Knope: Yeah, this is bad. This is like a poop tornado. This is like a poopnado. This is way worse than that. This is a huge government project, and already a lightning rod. And then you add the Wamapoke controversy. Double lightning rod.
Ben: Plus we lost that little pony.
Leslie Knope: It's a mini horse! And that's the third lightning rod. Triple lightning rod! And then you have the curse, quadruple lightning rod. This is a classic four rod disaster.
Ben: Oh, right, one of those.
Quote from Andy
Andy: You know where I would hide if I was horse? The Merry-go-round. Think about it! You just stand still next to all the other horses and no one would ever know. It's the perfect crime.