Leslie Knope Quote #508
Quote from Leslie Knope in Flu Season
Leslie Knope: Ben Wyatt! Hello!
Ben: Uh, hi, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: Good to see you.
Ben: You too. [shake hands] Wow, you're really burning up.
Leslie Knope: Can I get some money for the cab that I took over here, please?
Ben: Sure. How much?
Leslie Knope: I'm not sure. I looked at the meter, and it had Egyptian hieroglyphics on it.
Ben: Wow.
Leslie Knope: Do you know the exchange rate?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Flu Season’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: Hey, if you see Andy, will you not tell him I'm here?
Ron Swanson: Okay.
April: Because of what happened, I don't want him to think...
Ron Swanson: Stop. Don't want to know.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ann Perkins.
Ann: Hey. How was your run?
Chris: Ended with a 5 1/2-minute mile, my personal low. I think the pavement in this town is soft.
Ann: What's with the mask?
Chris: Flu prevention. My body is finely tuned, like a microchip. And the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system.
Ann: My body's like a chip too. Potato chip. [both chuckle] No.