Ben Quote #2
Quote from Ben in The Master Plan
Leslie Knope: So I'd like to apologize for yesterday.
Ben: Don't worry about it.
Leslie Knope: No, what I did was out of line. Twice. And I was worked up, because obviously, you represent a threat to my department.
Ben: Your City Council and your Mayor are the threats to your department. We didn't do anything to get you into this situation, okay?
Leslie Knope: Okay. Look, Ben, I don't appreciate your callous attitude, okay?
Ben: Really?
Leslie Knope: Yeah, really.
Ben: Okay.
Leslie Knope: You may hold my fate in your hands like a small bird, but I still think you're an ass.
Ben: You want to get a beer?
Leslie Knope: It's like 10:30 in the morning.
Ben: Yeah. And you seem like you could use a beer. Let's get a beer.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Master Plan’ Quotes
Quote from Chris
Chris: Leslie, Leslie. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Leslie Knope: Wow. You have a lot of bottles there.
Chris: Oh, yeah. Would you like a vitamin? B-12? Evening primrose oil? Willow bark? Magnesium?
Leslie Knope: No, thank you.
Chris: You sure? Really good for hangovers.
Leslie Knope: Okay, I'll take one.
[aside to camera:]
Chris: I take care of my body above all else. Diet, exercise, supplements, and positive thinking. Scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being.
Quote from Ben
Leslie Knope: I'm sorry that I yelled at you. All three times. But I don't think you know anything about my department. Have you ever been part of a government body before?
Ben: I have, yeah. Small town called Partridge, Minnesota.
Leslie Knope: Why does that sound familiar? You're Benji Wyatt?
Ben: I am.
[aside to camera:]
Ben: When I was 18, I ran for mayor of my small town. And won. A little bit of anti-establishment voter rebellion, I guess. Here's the thing, though, about 18 year-olds. They're idiots. So I pretty much ran the place into the ground after two months and got impeached. The worst part was, my parents grounded me.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Once a year, every branch of this government meets in a room and announces, what they intend to waste taxpayer money on. For a libertarian such as myself, it's philosophically horrifying. They also really cheap out on the snacks. Hydrax cookies? Did you know there was an off-brand hydrox? I did not. They're not bad.