Leslie Knope Quote #337
Quote from Leslie Knope in Sweetums
Randall: Although candy is our bread and butter, we also care about the health of our customers. And that's why we'll be debuting our new healthy energy bar, NutriYums. Take a look.
Nick Newport, Jr.: [video] Hi, I'm Nick Newport, Jr., CEO of Sweetums. And I'd like to introduce to you our new line of energy bars, NutriYums. We start with 100% all-natural corn, then we add just a little bit of Sweetums corn syrup, a little drop of sunshine, and some other stuff. And since they're from Sweetums, you know your kids are gonna love them.
Leslie Knope: Wow, that family looks so healthy. Look at them. They're all wearing vests!
Nick Newport, Jr.: [on video] Dakota, Denver. Sorry, Shoelace, we don't make Nutriyums for dogs... Yet.
Leslie Knope: [laughs] Shoelace.
Female Voice: NutriYums. Where nutritious meets tasty. By Sweetums.
Randall: If you can't beat them...
All: Sweetums!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Sweetums’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I could not be happier about this. I think the entire government should be privatized. Chuck E. Cheese could run the parks. Everything operated by tokens. Drop in a token, go on the swing set. Drop in another token, take a walk. Drop in a token, look at a duck.
Quote from Ann
Ann: [aside to camera] Generally, I like to stay out of other people's business. But Pawnee is the fourth most obese city in America. The kids here are beefy. They're just husky, big-boned, plus-sized chunk monsters. I call 'em like I see them.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Leslie! Even though I didn't invite you, you came here anyway. I respect that, because you made a choice as a free American.
Ann: What are you eating?
Ron Swanson: I call this "turf and turf." It's a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I'm gonna consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.
Waiter: No cigars inside, sir.
Ron Swanson: Fine. I will smoke the entire thing outside. Even though it is bad for me, I am going to do it.
Ann: Why is he being such an ass?
Leslie Knope: It's a long story.
Ron Swanson: It's freezing outside, so I will not be smoking this cigar. But rest assured, I could if I wanted to, because this...
Leslie Knope: This is America, right? Is it?