Randall: Although candy is our bread and butter, we also care about the health of our customers. And that's why we'll be debuting our new healthy energy bar, NutriYums. Take a look.
Nick Newport, Jr.: [video] Hi, I'm Nick Newport, Jr., CEO of Sweetums. And I'd like to introduce to you our new line of energy bars, NutriYums. We start with 100% all-natural corn, then we add just a little bit of Sweetums corn syrup, a little drop of sunshine, and some other stuff. And since they're from Sweetums, you know your kids are gonna love them.
Leslie Knope: Wow, that family looks so healthy. Look at them. They're all wearing vests!
Nick Newport, Jr.: [on video] Dakota, Denver. Sorry, Shoelace, we don't make Nutriyums for dogs... Yet.
Leslie Knope: [laughs] Shoelace.
Female Voice: NutriYums. Where nutritious meets tasty. By Sweetums.
Randall: If you can't beat them...
All: Sweetums!