Quote from Ron Swanson in Sweetums
Ron Swanson: Leslie! Even though I didn't invite you, you came here anyway. I respect that, because you made a choice as a free American. Ann: What are you eating? Ron Swanson: I call this "turf and turf." It's a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I'm gonna consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American. Waiter: No cigars inside, sir. Ron Swanson: Fine. I will smoke the entire thing outside. Even though it is bad for me, I am going to do it. Ann: Why is he being such an ass? Leslie Knope: It's a long story. Ron Swanson: It's freezing outside, so I will not be smoking this cigar. But rest assured, I could if I wanted to, because this... Leslie Knope: This is America, right? Is it?