April Quote #27
April: Okay. So, this is a multimedia project. First, a bunch of rats made out of garbage. And this is a TV screen. It'll be like a big, flat-screen TV, and it will play looped video of knee surgeries. And then this is a human-sized hamster wheel that will be next to the mural if we can get one. And it will be spinning and there will be, like, a fat guy in it all the time, like, screaming and, like, eating raw beef and, like, bleeding. And, like, blood will, like, come out of his mouth and stuff. And that'll be, like, right next to the mural.
Leslie Knope: I have one question. Why?
April: If you have to ask, you don't get it.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Camel’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I'm impressed with Andy. Pulling himself up by his bootstraps. He reminds me of me. I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country.
Quote from Donna
Donna: So, it's the Last Supper, but with famous people from Indiana. Mmm-hmm. John Mellencamp, Larry Bird, Michael Jackson, uh, David Letterman, Vivica A. Fox. Okay, so, here's where it gets a little dicey. Because there's not that many celebrities from Indiana. So, a NASCAR. Uh, my friend, Becky. Ron Swanson.
Leslie Knope: Donna? Who's the Jesus?
Donna: That would be Greg Kinnear.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Paul: Okay. As everybody knows, The Spirit of Pawnee was defaced again last night.
Leslie Knope: What was it this time?
Paul: Chocolate pudding.
Leslie Knope: Huh. That's new.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: The mural that normally resides here is called The Spirit of Pawnee. And it's very controversial. We've had someone throw acid at it, tomato sauce. Someone tried to stab it once. We really need better security here. We also need better, less-offensive history.