Andy Quote #559
Quote from Andy in One Last Ride (Part 1)
[Washington, D.C. 2022:]
Andy: Hey, where are the kids at? I want to say hi and wrestle all three of them at once.
Ben: Oh, they're trick-or-treating in Georgetown with some friends. It's just us grown-ups tonight, no kids at all. [Andy slumps back in his chair] Hey, Andy, why don't you give me a hand in the kitchen?
Andy: So what do you need a hand with?
Ben: Oh, no, I just thought you might want to talk.
Andy: Whoa. Dude, that's really slick. Oh, man, that's some secret agent stuff right there.
Ben: So April's still on the fence about kids, huh?
Andy: Yeah, and I'm freaking out, man. I want kids so bad. You know, yesterday I was at the park, and I saw this group of eight-year-olds laughing, playing, having a good time. I almost started crying. Granted, I'd just face-planted on my rollerblades. That's what they were laughing at.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘One Last Ride (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: I'm gonna miss the food in Pawnee. Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut, and most of all, I'm gonna miss you, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: Aw, Andy, all of those things, including me, will still be with you in Washington.
Andy: That is a beautiful sentiment.
Quote from April
[Halloween, 2023:]
Dr. Saperstein: All right, Ms. Ludgate, we're getting close.
Andy: Babe, you look more beautiful right now than I have ever seen you.
Dr. Saperstein: Wow. Just your luck that you're going into labor on Halloween. Can I get a warm towel to get that makeup off?
April: No! I want it on! That's the whole point. I put the makeup on after I went into labor.
Dr. Saperstein: Whatever blows your skirt up. Okay, you ready to push?
April: Wait, no. Babe, my birth mix.
[Monster Mash plays]
Dr. Saperstein: Here comes a contraction. Are you ready?
April: Okay, I'm ready. Let's do this.
Quote from Ben
[Pawnee, 2019:]
Ben: Well, there are always gonna be risks when you open new restaurants, but you've done your homework. All the numbers line up. Side note: I would again strongly recommend adding calzones to the menu.
Tom: Ugh. The worst.