Leslie Knope Quote #1488
Quote from Leslie Knope in Moving Up (Part 1)
Grant Larsen: Hey, here's someone who may be able to convince you. Hello, Mrs. Obama.
Michelle Obama: Hey, Grant. How you doing?
Leslie Knope: Oh. [shudders]
Grant Larsen: Doing good. This is Leslie Knope. She's considering a job with us running the new Midwest Bureau in Chicago.
Michelle Obama: Well, you know how I feel about Chicago.
Leslie Knope: Ah, you are from Chicago, so you like it!
Michelle Obama: That's right, and we need passionate people like you on our national parks. You know, they get hundreds of millions of visitors each year. Are you nodding because you agree with me?
Leslie Knope: Yes, I do agree with you. I agree with you on all things throughout history until the end of time, forever. You and Grant work together?
Michelle Obama: Yeah, we work together a lot. He's helped me integrate the "Let's Move" program into our national parks. You know, getting kids outside, rock climbing, hiking.
Leslie Knope: Wow! That's really, really incredible! Great work! I'm sorry I'm talking so loud! I'm getting louder now, and I can't stop! My apologies! Just... I don't know. I'm sorry I'm talking so loud! Just... can I high-five you?
Michelle Obama: Yeah. Well... I hope you take the job. Change happens one person at a time. Good to meet you.
Grant Larsen: [sighs] Again, think it over.
Leslie Knope: [laughs]
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