Leslie Knope Quote #626
Quote from Leslie Knope in Eagleton
Bill: It's the only park in our neighborhood. I mean, where are my kids supposed to play... the rock quarry? There's rocks in there.
Gary: Why don't we just set fire to the fence? You know, set it ablaze.
Leslie Knope: That's arson.
Gary: Well, let's leave that up to the lawyers. The point is, it would work.
Pearl: Why don't we build a fence around their fence?
Leslie Knope: Why?
Pearl: It would give us... Two fences, so if they needed to get to their fence for maintenance and whatnot, their pants might get caught.
Florence: My son Joey tried to scale that fence to play on the Eagleton side, and he fell and hurt his arm. You need to get those people to tear that fence down.
Leslie Knope: This woman's right. I promise you, citizens of Pawnee and sweet, brave Joey, I will tear down that fence. [applause]
Gary: Okay, I-I'm just gonna suggest one more time that we burn it down.
Leslie Knope: Yeah. Great.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Eagleton’ Quotes
Quote from Tom
Tom: [aside to camera] People in Eagleton are straight up mean to us. I would never set foot over there. But it's the only place that I can get my bumble and bumble hair care products, so I'm there every eight days.
Quote from Donna
Tom: They put up a fence.
Leslie Knope: Who? [gasps] No!
Andy: What's that?
Leslie Knope: There's a small park on the line between Pawnee and Eagleton, and...
Tom: Last night Eagleton put up a fence around their side to keep us disgusting Pawnee hobos off their precious land. There's even a security guard. You got to show Eagleton I.D. to get in.
Donna: Eagleton is a bunch of rich snobs. And that's coming from someone who has a Mercedes with a Harman Kardon Logic 7 surround-sound system.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Happy Birthday, Ron.
Ron Swanson: Ann said you had a big party... sombreros, karaoke.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, I did that for Ann. Why would I throw Ron Swanson an Ann Perkins party?
Ron Swanson: What about the giant list of things April was doing?
Leslie Knope: That was just a list of ways to mess with you. She do 'em all?
Ron Swanson: She did indeed.
Leslie Knope: So I have rented Bridge on the River Kwai and The Dirty Dozen. [cork pops] Artie from security is outside the door, so no one will bother you. And a cab will be here whenever you're ready to take you home.
Ron Swanson: Thank you.