Ron Swanson Quote #144
Quote from Ron Swanson in Ron & Tammy: Part Two
Ron Swanson: Tammy, leave him out of this.
Tammy Two: Oh, so it's okay for you to have a girlfriend, but I'm not supposed to see anybody?
Ron Swanson: Damn it, woman. Just crawl back in to the dank hole you came from and leave my friends alone. [Tammy slaps Ron]
Police Officer #1: Oh! Okay, okay. Let's settle down. What seems to be the problem?
Police Officer #2: What seems to be the problem?
Police Officer #3: Is there a problem here?
[aside to camera:]
Police Officer #1: Basically what we had here was a dispute of a domestic nature.
Police Officer #2: White male, 40, 45.
Police Officer #3: Caucasian male. Stocky build.
Police Officer #4: Approximately 5'10".
Chief Trumple: Verbal altercation transpired at approximately 8:55 P.M. with a female unsub. Appears to be slightly intoxicated. Claims to be an ex-spouse. Real piece of work.
Police Officer #1: Real piece of work.
Police Officer #2: Real piece of work.
Police Officer #3: Real piece of work.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ron & Tammy: Part Two’ Quotes
Quote from Ann
Chris: I would like a local beer. I'd like it in a bottle. I'd like the bottle to be cold.
Ann: I would like a glass of white wine. I would like it to be chardonnay. And I would like that with one ice cube. Thanks.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [on video] Hello, Ron. It's Ron. If you're watching this, it means that once again you have danced with the devil. Right now, you're probably thinking Tammy's changed. We'll be happy together. But you're only thinking that because she's a monstrous parasite who entered through your privates and lodged herself in your brain. So you have two choices... One, get rid of Tammy, or two, lobotomy and castration. Choose wisely. You stupid [bleep].
Ron Swanson: This is a waste of time. You people have no idea what you're talking about.
Leslie Knope: That was you on the tape. That was you talking.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Wendy: They're getting really old and I'm an only child. I just feel like the right thing to do is to move back home.
Ron Swanson: I'm sorry to see you go. I've really come to think of you as... A companion.
Wendy: Hey, I don't suppose you'd want to move to Canada?
Ron Swanson: [chokes, spits, laughs] Canada. No, I don't suppose I would.