Quote from Ron Swanson in Ron & Tammy: Part Two
Ron Swanson: Tammy, leave him out of this. Tammy Two: Oh, so it's okay for you to have a girlfriend, but I'm not supposed to see anybody? Ron Swanson: Damn it, woman. Just crawl back in to the dank hole you came from and leave my friends alone. [Tammy slaps Ron] Police Officer #1: Oh! Okay, okay. Let's settle down. What seems to be the problem? Police Officer #2: What seems to be the problem? Police Officer #3: Is there a problem here? [aside to camera:] Police Officer #1: Basically what we had here was a dispute of a domestic nature. Police Officer #2: White male, 40, 45. Police Officer #3: Caucasian male. Stocky build. Police Officer #4: Approximately 5'10". Chief Trumple: Verbal altercation transpired at approximately 8:55 P.M. with a female unsub. Appears to be slightly intoxicated. Claims to be an ex-spouse. Real piece of work. Police Officer #1: Real piece of work. Police Officer #2: Real piece of work. Police Officer #3: Real piece of work.