Tammy Two Quote #29

Quote from Tammy Two in Moving Up (Part 2)

Tammy Two: Hello, Ron. Hello, Ron's friend.
Ron Swanson: Tammy, what could possibly bring you to a children's performance... preparing a ritual sacrifice of a newborn?
Tammy Two: No, just trolling for some daddy. Oh, sorry. I pronounced that wrong. Trolling for some dad "D."
Ron Swanson: Diane, why don't you take the girls for some ice cream while I dispose of this sewer-dwelling gutter witch?
Diane Lewis: Bye, Tammy. Always a pleasure.
Tammy Two: You're not fooling me, Ron. This little domestic charade of yours hasn't changed you one bit. You're still the same old Ron Swanson, and I will defeat you. I will defeat you right into my pants.

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 ‘Moving Up (Part 2)’ Quotes

Quote from Andy

Andy: Also, can you bring back Power Rangers? I don't know what it is you do, but you seem important enough to get that done.

Quote from Andy

Andy: Well, how about this Unity concert, huh, Pawnee? [cheers and applause] I love this town so much, and I'm just so proud to live here. And we're gonna close tonight out with a tribute to Pawnee's greatest treasure. [sings] Up in horsey heaven, here's the thing You trade your legs for angel's wings And once we've all said good-bye You take a running leap, and you learn to fly
All: Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian I miss you in the saddest fashion Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian You're 5,000 candles in the wind.
Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Duke Silver!
Ron Swanson: [plays sax solo]
All: Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian I miss you in the saddest fashion Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian You're 5,000 candles in the wind

Quote from Craig

Tom: Guys, this is the most important night of my life, which means it's the most important night of your lives too.
Craig: Speak for yourself. I once got into a cab that Kyra Sedgwick was getting out of.
Jean-Ralphio: No way, The Closer? Oof!