Ron Swanson Quote #508
Quote from Ron Swanson in The Wall
Ron Swanson: Just as we suspected, John. We repaired the valve stem seal, and now all that remains is to tighten down this packing nut. And...that should do it.
Foreman: Can we help you?
Ron Swanson: No. We have everything under control.
Foreman: My crew's redoing this whole floor. We're the only people allowed up here right now.
Ron Swanson: Well, proceed with your work. You won't notice us at all.
Foreman: [laughs] We're gonna be kinda loud.
Ron Swanson: [laughs] My son is several weeks old. He's quite familiar with the sound of power tools.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Wall’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Guys, get in here! Ron has a baby!
Andy: Oh, Ron, cool baby.
Ron Swanson: Thank you, Andrew. Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my son, John middle name redacted Swanson. John was born some time ago, weighing multiple pounds and several ounces. Much like his father, he is a fan of silence. Please keep your voices down.
Quote from Tom
Ben: Okay, this is the really exciting part. We buy tetrachloroethylene at $1.60 a gallon, but we sell it back at 2.38 a gallon. Now I know what you're thinking. What if it's a cleaner who wants to buy glycol ethers?
Tom: Ben, stop! This is so boring! This is like listening to a TED talk by the color beige.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] In the time I've worked here, I've taken great pains to see as little of this building as possible. Turns out the third floor is silent, empty, and completely free of government work. I can't think of anything more beautiful to share with my son.