Tom Quote #534
Quote from Tom in New Beginnings
Leslie Knope: No. What idea?
Ron Swanson: The fella who runs the hot stew stand in Lafayette Park is retiring, so Pawnee's new business liaison, Tom, went out and got the Indiana Brothers Juice Company to rent it out as a lemonade stand.
Leslie Knope: Wow.
Tom: [pop, fizz] Plus, I downloaded this dope app that pops champagne whenever I say something awesome.
Leslie Knope: Tom, that's great.
Tom: I know. And it was only 9 bucks.
Leslie Knope: No, I mean, the lemonade-- never mind.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘New Beginnings’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Ben: Look, guys, I'm sorry about all the new rules, But, you know, I want you to like me. But I also really need you to respect me.
Andy: I respect you, little buddy. Come here. Mm, respect noogie.
Ben: Ah!
Donna: We didn't prank you 'cause we don't respect you. We did it 'cause we love you.
Andy: [sings] R-e-s-p-e-g-c
Ben: Well, that's actually not how respect is spelled.
April: Yes.
Andy: According to Urethra Franklin, that's exactly how it's spelled.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Great news, guys. I just saved your bacon.
Ron Swanson: Impossible. You don't even know where it is.
Quote from Tom
Leslie Knope: I know you were excited to get in front of the committee and rip it, but in the spirit of teamwork, I unilaterally decided to bring Stu out of retirement. So pressure's off.
Tom: What? I spent a lot of time on this.
Leslie Knope: Doin' what, putting mousse in your hair?
Tom: It's a gel-based serum. Second of all, who uses mousse still? Oh, God. Leslie. Let's put our differences aside for a second. Friend to friend, do you still use mousse?
Leslie Knope: No, I use the juicy space thing. Whatever you do.