Ann Quote #182
Quote from Ann in Article Two
Herman Lerpiss: Looks like we've got ourselves an old-fashioned pawnshop waffle iron bidding war. Let's start the bidding at $650,000.
Ben: Okay, I'll counter with 100 bucks.
Ann: 200.
Roz: I'll let you take anything out of this bag.
Herman Lerpiss: I'll tell you what, Ann. I'll give it to you if you go on a date with me.
Ann: Oh, God. I can't believe I'm about to do this, but fine. One date. But let me make one thing perfectly clear.
Ben: 500 bucks.
Herman Lerpiss: Sold.
Ann: What?
Herman Lerpiss: You still want to go out? I just come into some money. $500 buys a lot of nitrous.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Article Two’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I'd choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done.
Quote from Ann
Ann: JJ's diner put an old waffle iron up for auction. It's the perfect breakfast day gift for Leslie.
Donna: "Breakfast day"?
[aside to camera:]
Ann: Leslie has anniversaries for everything. "Zoo day," first time we went to the zoo together. "Double date day," it was the first time we went on a double date. "Daniel Day-Lewis day." "Talk-like-a-pirate day." "Talk-like-a-Pittsburgh-pirate day," which why and how? This calendar was last year's calendar day present celebrating the first time she ever bought me a calendar.
Quote from Tom
Garth Blundin: Yeah, nothing warms the blood like an old whirly-bout with the old butter-gyre, eh, Leslie?
Leslie Knope: Indeed. Man, this guy's tougher than I thought.
Tom: I don't know how either of you guys are doing this. One time my refrigerator stopped working, I didn't know what to do. I just moved.