Herman Lerpiss: Looks like we've got ourselves an old-fashioned pawnshop waffle iron bidding war. Let's start the bidding at $650,000.
Ben: Okay, I'll counter with 100 bucks.
Ann: 200.
Roz: I'll let you take anything out of this bag.
Herman Lerpiss: I'll tell you what, Ann. I'll give it to you if you go on a date with me.
Ann: Oh, God. I can't believe I'm about to do this, but fine. One date. But let me make one thing perfectly clear.
Ben: 500 bucks.
Herman Lerpiss: Sold.
Ann: What?
Herman Lerpiss: You still want to go out? I just come into some money. $500 buys a lot of nitrous.