Ben Quote #208
Quote from Ben in Article Two
Ben: I was wondering if you could help me out.
Herman Lerpiss: Say no more. Here's a bunch of guns.
Ben: Nope. Different thing. I saw that you recently won an auction for the JJ's diner waffle iron. And I'd like to-- that's it right there. I'd like to buy it. You and everyone else.
Ann: Hello, Ben. Seems like I love Leslie more than you do. Get in line.
Roz: Yeah. Get in line, pal.
Ben: Who are you?
Roz: I'm Roz. I'm Leslie's mailwoman, and I need to get her a Mail Day present by next Wednesday. It's the anniversary of the first--
Both: Time you delivered her mail. Yeah, we get it.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Article Two’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I'd choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done.
Quote from Ann
Ann: JJ's diner put an old waffle iron up for auction. It's the perfect breakfast day gift for Leslie.
Donna: "Breakfast day"?
[aside to camera:]
Ann: Leslie has anniversaries for everything. "Zoo day," first time we went to the zoo together. "Double date day," it was the first time we went on a double date. "Daniel Day-Lewis day." "Talk-like-a-pirate day." "Talk-like-a-Pittsburgh-pirate day," which why and how? This calendar was last year's calendar day present celebrating the first time she ever bought me a calendar.
Quote from Tom
Garth Blundin: Yeah, nothing warms the blood like an old whirly-bout with the old butter-gyre, eh, Leslie?
Leslie Knope: Indeed. Man, this guy's tougher than I thought.
Tom: I don't know how either of you guys are doing this. One time my refrigerator stopped working, I didn't know what to do. I just moved.