Leslie Knope Quote #1084
Quote from Leslie Knope in Ron and Diane
Ron Swanson: Welcome to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Awards, or as I like to call it, heaven.
Leslie Knope: Ron.
Ron Swanson: Ah! Leslie, may I present Diane Lewis? Diane, this is Leslie Knope.
Leslie Knope: Diane, wow. Ron has told me so much about you, in that he has told me your name is Diane, and you exist.
Diane Lewis: [laughs] Oh, yeah. He's not a big sharer. I don't even know what his middle name is.
Leslie Knope: Oh, it's Ulysses.
Diane Lewis: I can see why he didn't tell me that. [laughs]
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ron and Diane’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. [chuckles] It's been a real whirlwind.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Where's Diane? I need her.
Leslie Knope: She left.
Ron Swanson: Of course. Tammy ruins everything.
Leslie Knope: No, she left because of me. She's threatened by our relationship.
Ron Swanson: [laughs] That's ridiculous. I don't think of you romantically. You're pro-government, you never stop talking, and you have blonde hair. You're my worst nightmare.
Quote from April
Ann: This is a lovely party thrown by a lovely man and his lovely family. There's no place for meanies.
April: Aw, forget it, I'm coming in. Ow! Get off me.
Ann: Wait. [laughs] You're so weak, really? [April groans] I mean, I'm barely even doing anything. Are you iron-deficient? Let me look at your palm.
April: Ow. It's because of your man strength, Man Perkins.