Ron Swanson: Welcome to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Awards, or as I like to call it, heaven.
Leslie Knope: Ron.
Ron Swanson: Ah! Leslie, may I present Diane Lewis? Diane, this is Leslie Knope.
Leslie Knope: Diane, wow. Ron has told me so much about you, in that he has told me your name is Diane, and you exist.
Diane Lewis: [laughs] Oh, yeah. He's not a big sharer. I don't even know what his middle name is.
Leslie Knope: Oh, it's Ulysses.
Diane Lewis: I can see why he didn't tell me that. [laughs]