Tom Quote #422
Quote from Tom in Ron and Diane
Tom: Hey, Ann, you been to any swanky restaurants lately?
Ann: What's the occasion?
Tom: It's December. It's the time we celebrate our most sacred and special event... ♪ Jerry Dinner ♪
Donna: ♪ Jerry Dinner ♪
April: ♪ Jerry Dinner ♪
Andy: ♪ Jerry Dinner ♪
Ann: What the hell is Jerry Dinner?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Every time we laugh at something stupid Jerry does, we put a dollar in this box. At the end of the year, we take all the cash and treat ourselves to a fancy dinner. This year, we have... $516. [cup spilling] Aw, jeez! And that's 517. [Jerry gasps] 518.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ron and Diane’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. [chuckles] It's been a real whirlwind.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Where's Diane? I need her.
Leslie Knope: She left.
Ron Swanson: Of course. Tammy ruins everything.
Leslie Knope: No, she left because of me. She's threatened by our relationship.
Ron Swanson: [laughs] That's ridiculous. I don't think of you romantically. You're pro-government, you never stop talking, and you have blonde hair. You're my worst nightmare.
Quote from April
Ann: This is a lovely party thrown by a lovely man and his lovely family. There's no place for meanies.
April: Aw, forget it, I'm coming in. Ow! Get off me.
Ann: Wait. [laughs] You're so weak, really? [April groans] I mean, I'm barely even doing anything. Are you iron-deficient? Let me look at your palm.
April: Ow. It's because of your man strength, Man Perkins.