Tom Quote #402
Quote from Tom in Halloween Surprise
Tom: Okay, I've got some magazines and those boring word jumbles you like to do. Is there anything else you need, J? Maybe some Gas-X?
Jerry: Ha ha, Tom.
Leslie Knope: How is he, Ann? Give it to me straight.
Ann: He's great. He should be out of here in a day or two.
Tom: Doctor, medically speaking, how would you describe what happened to Jerry?
Dr. Harris: He had a mild heart attack.
Tom: Yeah, but he also exhibited excessive flatulence. Is there a term for having a heart attack while releasing so much gas?
Dr. Harris: Not really. Gastrointestinal distress is common during a cardiac event.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: I just want to hear the doctor say that Jerry had a fart attack. Is that too much to ask?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Halloween Surprise’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Diane Lewis: Hey.
Ron Swanson: Hey.
Diane Lewis: Am I interrupting something important?
Ron Swanson: Impossible. I work for the government.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Martha: So, three bedrooms, two baths, nice big backyard.
Leslie Knope: But no trampoline room, correct?
Martha: Correct. Like all houses in the world, there's no trampoline room.
Leslie Knope: Mm.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Ben is coming back from D.C. in ten days and we are moving into a house together. He would move into my place, but it's a scary nightmare hoarder nest. His words. And Ann's. And the official report filed by the Health Department.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I like Diane, but I'm not sure if I'm ready for a whole family. If the kids ever wanted to come to my place, I'd have to take a whole week off work just to undo the alarms and tripwires.