Tom: Okay, I've got some magazines and those boring word jumbles you like to do. Is there anything else you need, J? Maybe some Gas-X?
Jerry: Ha ha, Tom.
Leslie Knope: How is he, Ann? Give it to me straight.
Ann: He's great. He should be out of here in a day or two.
Tom: Doctor, medically speaking, how would you describe what happened to Jerry?
Dr. Harris: He had a mild heart attack.
Tom: Yeah, but he also exhibited excessive flatulence. Is there a term for having a heart attack while releasing so much gas?
Dr. Harris: Not really. Gastrointestinal distress is common during a cardiac event.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: I just want to hear the doctor say that Jerry had a fart attack. Is that too much to ask?