Leslie Knope Quote #863
Quote from Leslie Knope in Bowling for Votes
Ben: How's it going?
Leslie Knope: It's going really good.
Ben: Oh, good.
Leslie Knope: Um, we're just hanging out and having a very good time.
Ben: Okay, I just wanted to remind you that when you're bowling, try not to fixate on just one pin. You're trying to knock down a lot of pins.
Leslie Knope: I realize that, but I will knock down this pin, and then this pin will knock down all the other pins.
Ben: Really?
Leslie Knope: Mm-hmm.
Derek: Hey, could you get me another one of these?
Ben: I... I don't work here.
Leslie Knope: Classic Derek.
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‘Bowling for Votes’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Hey, Ron. Thanks for coming, man.
Ron Swanson: Of course. This bowling alley has my favorite restaurant in Pawnee.
[cut away to Ron looking contended in front of a restaurant menu which lists only Hot Dogs and Hamburgers for $1 and $1.35]
Ann: Really? You're not scared to eat here?
Ron Swanson: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
Quote from April
April: [on the phone] Hello, is this Mrs. Gallivan? Well, my name is April, and wouldn't you know it, I'm raising money for a city council candidate I believe in. [cut] No, mira, mira, mira, mira, mira. It's, like, whatever you want. Like, $10. It don't matter. [cut; in Southern accent:] Well, I reckon it's just like grammy Martha told me and my cousins, "You can't eat the biscuits if you don't pay for the flour." [laughs, mouths words]