Leslie Knope Quote #830
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Comeback Kid
Leslie Knope: Okay, I'm going to go down there and get them out, because men in uniform love me. You have to get Pistol Pete to make that shot.
Ann: Okay, but if I don't, it's no big deal, right? You'll just make your speech?
Leslie Knope: He's our surprise headliner. The whole town loves him. I'm polling at 1%. He must dunk, Ann. Do whatever it takes. You know, anything short of sexual favors.
Ann: What?
Leslie Knope: I do not-- I repeat, I do not want you to tempt him with sexual favors.
Ann: I wasn't going to.
Leslie Knope: Good, I wouldn't either. That's where I draw the line. Although, I am a little offended that you wouldn't do that for me.
Ann: Go.
Leslie Knope: Right.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Comeback Kid’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Leslie Knope: Ron, how's the stage coming?
Ron Swanson: Well, since we had to jettison the bulk of the wood, this is the biggest I could make it.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. Good lord, what happened to the rest of my face?
Andy: We had to "Jetsons" most of the poster too, but I kind of like it, 'cause windows are the eyes to the house.
Quote from Tom
Tom: [on the phone] Akash, buddy, of course I came to you first. You're the best carpet man in Pawnee. But here's my question. Do your carpets match your drapes? [laughs]
[aside to camera:]
Tom: How do you make any event classy on a budget? Red carpet. My entire apartment is red carpet. On top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Ron, you're constructing the stage?
Ron Swanson: Yes, ma'am.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Leslie wanted to hire a contractor to build a stage. I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.